Jess Quote #1127
Schmidt: Ooh. How'd your thing go? Break the news to Robby?
Jess: No. Before I could break his heart, I shattered his leg. It's now in two pieces, connected by... a skin tunnel where his knee should be.
Schmidt: Hmm. So, you've broken him twice now.
Jess: [sighs] How am I supposed to tell him I'm not interested now?
Schmidt: I don't think you have any other choice. I mean, what are you gonna do? You're just gonna pretend to be into him and then... nurse him for the rest of your life?
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Quote from Nick
Nick: Okay, I know for a fact... that this was the most attractive man in America for ten years. [holds up a Cheers publicity photo of Ted Danson] I know that because magazines told me so. But... Okay... Hey, Donovan, could you copy that? You guys don't look anything alike.
Donovan: Okay.
Nick: Okay.
Quote from Cece
Cece: Donovan, these terms are unacceptable. He's really screwing you.
Donovan: Aw.
Cece: You know what? I'm gonna get on the phone with him, because if we start treating our attractive people like this, our society is gonna collapse.
Quote from Winston
Winston: Nick, please, that dude is hot as hell, man. He is a member of the Hall of Fine. He's more attractive than Joe Mangaroni. Manga... Joe Menden...
Nick: Who are you thinking of?
Winston: Magic Mike's friend.
Cece: Oh, he's married to that...
Nick: Yeah, J Lo.
Nick: Joe Mangallini.
Winston: Joe Mangallini. He's more attractive than Joe Mangallini.