Schmidt: Ooh. How'd your thing go? Break the news to Robby?
Jess: No. Before I could break his heart, I shattered his leg. It's now in two pieces, connected by... a skin tunnel where his knee should be.
Schmidt: Hmm. So, you've broken him twice now.
Jess: [sighs] How am I supposed to tell him I'm not interested now?
Schmidt: I don't think you have any other choice. I mean, what are you gonna do? You're just gonna pretend to be into him and then... nurse him for the rest of your life?