Jess Quote #883
Quote from Jess in The Right Thing
Jess: Okay, we gotta find that phone before Val sees the sext.
Coach: Yes, it is the right thing to do. Like I've said all along. I got a good thing going with JJ and I'm not gonna let you ruin it.
Jess: That's the funeral spirit.
J.J. Watt: What are you guys doing in here?
Jess: What are you doing here?
J.J. Watt: I'm looking for Pete's phone.
Jess: So are we! Did you sext him, too?
J.J. Watt: No. I fired Pete over text, so I didn't want to crush his family. That's why I'm at the memorial.
Jess: Not because it was the right thing to do?
J.J. Watt: No. No. I mean, we never even went skiing.
Jess: Who makes up these rules?
New Girl Quotes
‘The Right Thing’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Nick: So, you freaked out a little back there, didn't you? Not to use some popsicle psychology...
Schmidt: "Popsicle psychology"?
Nick: Yeah, it's pop psychology for short. 'Cause, you know, you eat the popsicle and you love it so much and then you're stuck holding the-the stick? You get it. you get it.
Quote from Aly
Aly: [hip-hop music playing] Hey, you want your bar mitzvah money? Tell me her name.
Schmidt: I don't remember.
Aly: I don't believe you!
Winston: Just relax. Relax. Here, Schmidt. Sip that. Want to hear the music again?
[hip-hop music playing] All right, there we go. Uh-huh. Yeah, you're 13 years old, everybody's feeling it...
[sings] Motown Philly's back again...
Aly: Enough. What was her name?!
Schmidt: Sharon Rosenberg!
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Where are we gonna get 20 grand from?
Nick: Well, we got the ten grand we made on the Swuit. Maybe do we have any rich friends we can borrow money from?
Schmidt: Well, let's think about it. There's the middle school vice principal, there's the cop, the gym teacher. Let's not forget about the community college student. Whew, lot of options.