Jess: Okay, we gotta find that phone before Val sees the sext.
Coach: Yes, it is the right thing to do. Like I've said all along. I got a good thing going with JJ and I'm not gonna let you ruin it.
Jess: That's the funeral spirit.
J.J. Watt: What are you guys doing in here?
Jess: What are you doing here?
J.J. Watt: I'm looking for Pete's phone.
Jess: So are we! Did you sext him, too?
J.J. Watt: No. I fired Pete over text, so I didn't want to crush his family. That's why I'm at the memorial.
Jess: Not because it was the right thing to do?
J.J. Watt: No. No. I mean, we never even went skiing.
Jess: Who makes up these rules?