Coach Quote #132
Quote from Coach in Thanksgiving IV
Coach: Hey, come here. You got something on your face.
Winston: Really? What is it? [Coach slaps Winston] Ow.
Coach: It's, like, right... What were you thinking, bringing me that girl from the police academy?
Winston: What's wrong with Pepper?
[flashback to Coach taking Pepper back to the loft:]
Coach: Allow me... [takes her coat] Arms!
[present:]
Coach: She's jacked, dude. You should've warned me you were setting me up with one of the Guardians of the Galaxy.
Jess: I'm sure she's not that bad. [sees Pepper] Whoa. Where was she when I was cracking walnuts for the stuffing?
New Girl Quotes
‘Thanksgiving IV’ Quotes
Quote from Jess
Nick: So, I saw your butt earlier. It's been holding up nicely.
Jess: It does the trick.
Nick: And I noticed, uh, Ryan left.
Jess: Yeah. Ugh! It's so embarrassing. I kind of came onto him, and he told me he wanted more than just sex.
Nick: He wanted more than sex and that's a bad thing? How?
Jess: Well, look, I'm his boss. We could get sued, and I could get fired. There's a reason it's against the rules.
Nick: You gotta br... okay. Remember when we tried to watch Ferris Bueller's Day Off?
Jess: Okay, I stick by that-- that kid is not a hero. All he does is break rules. What's so great about that?
Nick: You're taking Rooney's side. No one takes Rooney's side.
Jess: I'm a vice principal-- Rooney is my people. Ferris hijacks a parade. That is an act of terror.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Okay, I summoned everyone to the roof because Bangsgiving is in peril. All of you are focusing on things that have nothing to do with getting laid. Let us please not repeat the mistakes that we made at my Eight Nights of Hump-akah party.
Quote from Nick
Nick: You want to know what I think, 'cause you're not going to like it.
Jess: What?
Nick: I don't think this is about breaking rules. I think Ryan scares you. You like him, and you're going to have to put yourself out there again, and that scares you. But look, life moves really fast. And if you don't stop and
look around once in a while, you just might miss it.
Jess: Is that from Ferris Bueller?
Nick: Yes, it is.
Jess: Okay.
Nick: It's a terrific movie.
Jess: All right.
Nick: And I delivered it perfectly.
Jess: It was pretty good.