Quote from Jess in Thanksgiving IV
Nick: So, I saw your butt earlier. It's been holding up nicely. Jess: It does the trick. Nick: And I noticed, uh, Ryan left. Jess: Yeah. Ugh! It's so embarrassing. I kind of came onto him, and he told me he wanted more than just sex. Nick: He wanted more than sex and that's a bad thing? How? Jess: Well, look, I'm his boss. We could get sued, and I could get fired. There's a reason it's against the rules. Nick: You gotta br... okay. Remember when we tried to watch Ferris Bueller's Day Off? Jess: Okay, I stick by that-- that kid is not a hero. All he does is break rules. What's so great about that? Nick: You're taking Rooney's side. No one takes Rooney's side. Jess: I'm a vice principal-- Rooney is my people. Ferris hijacks a parade. That is an act of terror.