Coach Quote #74
Coach: Uh, I have an idea. Just throwing this out there. What if we do the cruise on the ground? Like, on land.
Schmidt: That's silly.
Jess: What, are you scared of boats or something?
Schmidt: Afraid...? Me, afraid of boats?
Winston: You're afraid of boats, dude.
Cece: Ha! He's scared of boats? [laughs]
Schmidt: Hold on, hold on.
Jess: Oh, my God, you're scared of boats.
Schmidt: Dude!
Winston: Is it the boats or the water? Can you swim?
Schmidt: You feel safe now?
Coach: I'm not- I don't need to be safe, man. I'm brave! I take dumps standing up! I'm a man!
New Girl Quotes
‘Cruise’ Quotes
Quote from Coach
Schmidt: You guys are getting back together?
Nick: We're not getting back together.
Schmidt: You're confusing everybody!
Nick: No, it was the grand romance package.
Jess: My God! They were, like, folding these towels. It was so sexy. You try folding towels like that and see if you don't get turned on.
Coach: Yeah, because they fold the towels like vaginas.
Winston: They're swans, dude.
Quote from Nick
Nick: What package would you recommend for two brothers looking for trouble?
Ship Employee: The grand romance package is nonrefundable.
Jess: Well, we're not doing that, so we're good.
Ship Employee: Are you sure? This includes over $600 of activities and...
Nick: We're gonna do it.
Jess: We're not doing it.
Nick: $600? That is 600 one-dollar bills. That's the only way I can imagine it.
Quote from Schmidt
Jess: Guys, we're going on a cruise and you guys are coming with us.
Nick: And none of you have a choice. [Jess laughs]
Schmidt: A cruise? If I wanted to watch a heavy-set guy in sandals eating with his hands, I would've just posted up and watched Nick in the kitchen.