Coach: Uh, I have an idea. Just throwing this out there. What if we do the cruise on the ground? Like, on land.
Schmidt: That's silly.
Jess: What, are you scared of boats or something?
Schmidt: Afraid...? Me, afraid of boats?
Winston: You're afraid of boats, dude.
Cece: Ha! He's scared of boats? [laughs]
Schmidt: Hold on, hold on.
Jess: Oh, my God, you're scared of boats.
Schmidt: Dude!
Winston: Is it the boats or the water? Can you swim?
Schmidt: You feel safe now?
Coach: I'm not- I don't need to be safe, man. I'm brave! I take dumps standing up! I'm a man!