Joan Day Quote #6
Quote from Joan Day in Parents
Joan Day: Jess. Honey, can I come in? Or do you have your dad hiding in the closet, waiting to make out with me?
Jess: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I ruined the whole day, and it could have been really nice, but it wasn't, 'cause I tried to shove a turkey down a garbage disposal. I just... I thought... maybe you guys could make each other happy.
Joan Day: We're actually happier apart.
Jess: Maybe I just worried that... since you guys are alone that means that I have to end up alone.
Joan Day: You're not gonna be alone. Even if you were, you could always move in with me. We could get a condo in Miami. Mm. And start solving crimes together. God, you have to lighten up, Jess. It's just life.
Jess: Yeah, you know what? We could definitely Grey Gardens the crap out of a condo in Miami. Can't wait to eat cat food with you.
New Girl Quotes
‘Parents’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Nick: Oh, really? Is there another guy on Twilight, that there's a bit of a love triangle with?
Bob Day: Yes. It's the same as Twilight...
Nick: Does Twilight have a wolf in it?
Bob Day: Yes.
Nick: It does?
Bob Day: Yes.
Nick: Is Twilight in Seattle?
Bob Day: Yes!
Nick: Well, then whoever wrote that is smart.
Quote from Bob Day
Bob Day: You know, it doesn't take a genius. All you got to do is follow the money.
Nick: Always follow the money. That's what I always say. You always follow the money.
Bob Day: Yeah, yeah. Oil companies.
Bob Day: Pharmaceuticals.
Bob Day: Big business, chicken corporations.
Both: Corn.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Yeah, but know this, all right. Your caveman ideas about manhood are so over. Manhood today is about exfoliation.
Big Schmidt: Ha!
Schmidt: And cheese courses, and emotional honesty, and Paxil. And yes, cutting peppers in the classic style de julienne. You may have bested me in a competition of pre-Clinton manhood, but I am Schmidt. A refined and enlightened pescetarian. About 90% of the time.