Nick Quote #188
Nick: Hey, Jess.
Jess: Nick, I'm fine. I don't need you to be nice to me right now.
Nick: Okay. You want me to be mean?
Jess: Yes.
Nick: I'll give you mean, Jess. This is the easiest job in the whole world! The only thing easier than this is passing out cigarettes to prisoners. And what if I wanted to take a body shot off you? Oh, yeah! I can't because you're wearing a turn-of-the-century bathing costume. How's this? Are you getting mad or are you happy with this?
Jess: It's good. That's really good.
Nick: So stop feeling sorry for yourself, kid, and get up on that bar and shake that piece of plywood that you call an ass!
Jess: That's too far!
Nick: Yeah, yeah, I agree. You got a great ass.
Jess: That is too far! That is too far.
New Girl Quotes
‘Re-Launch’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: But if there's anything that majoring in marketing with a minor in theater studies has taught me, it's that everybody has a brand. Nick, your brand is gypsy alcoholic handyman. Winston, your brand is Winston. Nicholas, Winstoniel, I'm staging an event to relaunch the Schmidt brand. It's going to happen this Saturday night, and it is going to be epic.
Nick: You're having a party to tell girls you're ready to have sex again?
Schmidt: Not a party; A rebranding event.
Nick: Please tell me there's not a theme.
Schmidt: There most certainly is a theme ... it is a secret that will be announced on the night.
Nick: I bet it's danger.
Schmidt: No, you're... you're wrong. It's not danger. It'll be announced on the night.
Nick: I really think It's going to be danger.
Winston: I'm going to go with danger.
Schmidt: Come on, man, it's not danger. Stop guessing danger.
Quote from Jess
Nick: How you doing, kid?
Jess: Great. My boobs are loving this unemployed thing. They don't have to go to boob jail every day. [laughs] Job hunt is on. This hospital Web site says I can earn up to $700, and all I have to do is be infected with dengue fever.
Quote from Schmidt
Jess: Hi. I got laid off.
Nick: What? Are you serious?
Winston: Oh, my God. What happened?
Schmidt: Obama.