Nick: Hey, Jess.
Jess: Nick, I'm fine. I don't need you to be nice to me right now.
Nick: Okay. You want me to be mean?
Jess: Yes.
Nick: I'll give you mean, Jess. This is the easiest job in the whole world! The only thing easier than this is passing out cigarettes to prisoners. And what if I wanted to take a body shot off you? Oh, yeah! I can't because you're wearing a turn-of-the-century bathing costume. How's this? Are you getting mad or are you happy with this?
Jess: It's good. That's really good.
Nick: So stop feeling sorry for yourself, kid, and get up on that bar and shake that piece of plywood that you call an ass!
Jess: That's too far!
Nick: Yeah, yeah, I agree. You got a great ass.
Jess: That is too far! That is too far.