Schmidt Quote #250
Quote from Schmidt in Re-Launch
Schmidt: But if there's anything that majoring in marketing with a minor in theater studies has taught me, it's that everybody has a brand. Nick, your brand is gypsy alcoholic handyman. Winston, your brand is Winston. Nicholas, Winstoniel, I'm staging an event to relaunch the Schmidt brand. It's going to happen this Saturday night, and it is going to be epic.
Nick: You're having a party to tell girls you're ready to have sex again?
Schmidt: Not a party; A rebranding event.
Nick: Please tell me there's not a theme.
Schmidt: There most certainly is a theme ... it is a secret that will be announced on the night.
Nick: I bet it's danger.
Schmidt: No, you're... you're wrong. It's not danger. It'll be announced on the night.
Nick: I really think It's going to be danger.
Winston: I'm going to go with danger.
Schmidt: Come on, man, it's not danger. Stop guessing danger.
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Nick: What? Are you serious?
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Schmidt: Obama.
Quote from Nick
Schmidt: And only you can make those fruity drinks that used to make the girls lose their minds in college.
Nick: Fine, I'll do it, but I'm not making those drinks.
Winston: Oh, come on, Nick. You have a gift. Why you always trying to hide your light under a bushel?
Nick: Because, sure, I could get a girl topless, no bra, with one hollowed-out papaya, some crushed ice and two fingers of rum, but then I grew up. Now I only want to make a drink that a coal miner would want. Straightforward, honest. Something that says, "I work in a hole."