Nick Quote #58
Quote from Nick in The Story of the 50
Julia: I'm really glad that you're here with me.
Nick: Yeah, I'm happy you let me be here with you.
Julia: No, I really am because I got to, like, kiss all the asses of these 24-year- old law students to try to get 'em to work here.
Nick: I went to law school.
Julia: You went to law school?
Nick: Yes. I quit. Yes.
Julia: Quit law school... why?
Nick: Because I realized I hated lawyers.
Julia: He says to the lawyer. And for some reason I find you ridiculously attractive for saying that.
Nick: Why don't you kiss my ass, then? [awkward silence] Look, Julia, I got turned around. I thought we were doing a flirty back-and-forth...
Julia: I'm actually just kidding. I really do want to do that.
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‘The Story of the 50’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
[montage:]
Schmidt: Ooh, Jess, I just found a Groupon for hypnosis lessons. Think about what you can do with that. Sex stuff.
Jess: [o.s.] Jar.
Schmidt: Look, guys, has anyone seen my good pea coat?
Winston: [o.s.] Jar!
Schmidt: Have you seen my sharkskin laptop sleeve?
Nick: [o.s.] Jar!
Schmidt: Darn it! Has anyone seen my croquet cleats?
Schmidt: Hey, Jess, have you seen my other timepiece?
Schmidt: Nick, I came up with the best name for an uncircumcised penis. Bishop in a turtleneck.
Nick: [o.s.] Ugh! Jar!
Schmidt: Damn it! I can't find my driving moccasins anywhere.
Quote from Schmidt
[flashback:]
Schmidt: Benjamin, I can't wait to get to L.A. We're going to have so much sex. in the morning, in the afternoon, at bedtime. Mmm, peanuts.
Benjamin: I'm telling you, man, I'm gonna run that town one day... You'll see. I'm gonna write you a check right now for $100 million. How do you like that?
Schmidt: Damn, dude.
Benjamin: And this is a real check. You can cash it when I'm rich and awesome. Give me about four years. Do the song.
Schmidt: [sings] We built this Schmidty
Both: [sing] We built this Schmidty on Tootsie Rolls.
[present:]
Schmidt: If it wasn't for Benjamin, I, I never would have become a Los Angeles baller. Holla. I changed everything about myself, Jess. I lost all the weight, I changed my clothes, I even dropped my voice half an octave, but it wasn't enough. I guess I'll just never be cool enough, Jess.
Quote from Schmidt
Jess: Hey, I just came to make sure you're okay.
Schmidt: I'm not okay, Jess. I had to cancel my birthday party. It's social suicide. I can feel my it factor going away. And then what am I gonna tell Benjamin?
Jess: Why are you so worried about Benjamin? He's your friend.
Schmidt: We have a very weird, girl-style friendship where we kind of hate each other. We're bronemies. He's my fremesis.