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Schmidt: Ooh, Jess, I just found a Groupon for hypnosis lessons. Think about what you can do with that. Sex stuff.
Jess: [o.s.] Jar.
Schmidt: Look, guys, has anyone seen my good pea coat?
Winston: [o.s.] Jar!
Schmidt: Have you seen my sharkskin laptop sleeve?
Nick: [o.s.] Jar!
Schmidt: Darn it! Has anyone seen my croquet cleats?
Schmidt: Hey, Jess, have you seen my other timepiece?
Schmidt: Nick, I came up with the best name for an uncircumcised penis. Bishop in a turtleneck.
Nick: [o.s.] Ugh! Jar!
Schmidt: Damn it! I can't find my driving moccasins anywhere.