Julia: I'm really glad that you're here with me.
Nick: Yeah, I'm happy you let me be here with you.
Julia: No, I really am because I got to, like, kiss all the asses of these 24-year- old law students to try to get 'em to work here.
Nick: I went to law school.
Julia: You went to law school?
Nick: Yes. I quit. Yes.
Julia: Quit law school... why?
Nick: Because I realized I hated lawyers.
Julia: He says to the lawyer. And for some reason I find you ridiculously attractive for saying that.
Nick: Why don't you kiss my ass, then? [awkward silence] Look, Julia, I got turned around. I thought we were doing a flirty back-and-forth...
Julia: I'm actually just kidding. I really do want to do that.