Jess: Hey, I just came to make sure you're okay.
Schmidt: I'm not okay, Jess. I had to cancel my birthday party. It's social suicide. I can feel my it factor going away. And then what am I gonna tell Benjamin?
Jess: Why are you so worried about Benjamin? He's your friend.
Schmidt: We have a very weird, girl-style friendship where we kind of hate each other. We're bronemies. He's my fremesis.