‘Models’
Season 2, Episode 5 - Aired October 23, 2012
Jess is upset when Cece decides to spend her birthday with her model friends instead of their usual Clueless viewing party. Meanwhile, Nick hurts Schmidt's feelings when he doesn't appreciate his friend buying him a cookie for no reason.
Quote from Nick
Winston: Just let it rain, man.
Nick: I got you the cookie, Schmidt. It's the best I can do, man.
Schmidt: What about the turtle?
Nick: You're the only turtle I want. You're the turtle, man.
Schmidt: I knew I was the turtle.
Nick: Yeah, man, you're the turtle.
Schmidt: I knew I was the turtle.
Nick: You guys are the best, man. I love you guys. I'm sorry, sorry, man.
Quote from Jess
Cece: Wow, they gave you the, the huge lashes. Like, those are the magnums.
Jess: Yeah, I actually like 'em. I think I'm just gonna keep 'em on.
Cece: You're afraid to take the glue off.
Jess: Yeah, I'm terrified. I'm really sorry about what I said last night 'cause... this is hard. It is just pointing at stuff, but it is... it's hard. Why is it so hard?
Cece: You make it look a lot harder.
Jess: No, you're brave. You've always been braver than me.
Cece: Okay, what did you do to me last night? I mean, can you sprain someone's chest?
Jess: You should see the other guys.
Quote from Nick
Jess: Hey, that's gross. Get a fork, man.
Nick: I got two perfectly good forks at the end of my arms.
Winston: Hey, man, you do what you do. Be you, man.
Schmidt: I'd eat out of your hands, Nick. Cake on your face.
Quote from Schmidt
[flashback:]
Younger Nick: You like rap music?
Younger Schmidt: Yeah, sure do.
Younger Nick: Who's your favorite rapper?
Younger Schmidt: Brian Austin Green.
Younger Nick: He's cool.
Younger Schmidt: He's awesome.