Adrian Monk Quote #185

Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Red-Headed Stranger

Lieutenant Disher: Mr. Monk isn't on the force. He's here as a consultant at my request.
Adrian Monk: First of all, I just wanna say I'm-I'm your second biggest fan.
Willie Nelson: Well, who's the first?
Adrian Monk: Uh, that-that'd be my wife. I lost her about five years ago.
Willie Nelson: I'm sorry to hear that, Mr. Monk.
Adrian Monk: No, I just wanted to tell you how much your music has meant to me and to my wife.
Sharona: Adrian, this isn't a fan club. Just ask your question.

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Quote from Benjy Fleming

Benjy: Did you really meet a blind lady?
Sharona: Yeah.
Benjy: Does she have a dog?
Sharona: No, she had a cane.
Benjy: Hey, maybe I can interview her for that report I have to do on people with disabilities.
Sharona: Wait. I thought you were gonna write about...
Benjy: It only has to be two pages. Mr. Monk is a whole book.

Quote from Adrian Monk

Adrian Monk: So, I'm the killer. You're Sonny Cross. Okay, I'm hiding. There is so much garbage back here.
Sharona: Oh, please.
Adrian Monk: Okay, here I am. I'm hiding. You walk up the alley. I jump out. I step up to you and bang!
Sharona: Ow! Why am I always the victim?
Adrian Monk: Because the victim usually ends up on the ground in-in the dirt, and I'm... I'm me.

Quote from Lieutenant Disher

Lieutenant Disher: [over radio] We're on foot, heading south towards Prospect.
Woman: Description?
Lieutenant Disher: He's wearing gray sneakers.
Woman: Is there anything else?
Lieutenant Disher: He's not Jewish!