Adrian Monk Quote #2673
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Is the Best Man
Captain Stottlemeyer: Stephanie, got a minute?
Stephanie Briggs: Well, actually, I'm running a little late, Leland, can it wait?
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, it really can't.
Adrian Monk: You say you've known T.K. for 12 years?
Stephanie Briggs: Yeah, more or less.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Where were you before that, you've never said?
Adrian Monk: Who were you before that?
Captain Stottlemeyer: You ever hear of a group called the Earth Avengers?
Stephanie Briggs: What are you talking about?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Martin Kettering. Is he a friend of yours?
Stephanie Briggs: Leland, listen, I know that you've had a terrible week.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Here's what I know. I know we're going back inside, we've got a few things to talk about.
Stephanie Briggs: [pulls out a gun] OK, not today, Leland. You see?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Easy, easy.
Stephanie Briggs: I will kill him, I swear to God. You both know what I am capable of. So why don't you take out your gun, throw it in the garbage can, and don't be obvious about it, please.
Adrian Monk: She's the guy, Leland. She's definitely the guy.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay. Stay calm.
Adrian Monk: She's the guy.
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk Is the Best Man’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: So who's on your short list?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I've been at this all morning. Most of these guys are either in jail or dead.
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, or both.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No. Nobody is both.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: [sings and plays guitar] Cupid was a gun for hire Took aim at Leland Stottlemeyer Who's love was wallowed in the mire We love you TK Stottlemeyer! Mr. And Mrs. Stottlemeyer.
Natalie: Sounds a little like Light My Fire.
Lieutenant Disher: What part?
Natalie: The words. And the music. Why don't you just play the wedding march?
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, I am I am during the service. This is for after. This is for the reception. This is my gift. It's either that or a trash compactor.
Natalie: Can't go wrong with a trash compactor.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Okay, does everybody have pizza?
First cop: There's nothing on it.
Adrian Monk: I know! I ordered plain.
First cop: Not even cheese?
Adrian Monk: I ordered extra plain. No fuss, no muss. And use your coasters. All right, the large coasters go under the small coasters. And there's trash bags in the kitchen. Everybody gets one, I put your names at the top.
Mike: Monk, there's a bathroom in the bathroom.
Adrian Monk: Where do you want me to put it, Mike? In the kitchen?