Adrian Monk Quote #2659
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Is the Best Man
Natalie: You want me to hold the ring?
Adrian Monk: I got it.
Natalie: Why don't you put it in your pocket?
Adrian Monk: Pockets rip.
Natalie: How about a drawer?
Adrian Monk: Not reliable.
Natalie: Really? I've found drawers to be pretty reliable.
Adrian Monk: [chuckles] I'd just worry about it. You know, I'd obsess over it. Probably end up carrying the whole bureau around with me.
Natalie: You are taking this best man stuff pretty seriously. So how's the bachelor party coming?
Adrian Monk: Oh, that's going great, great. I already bought the beer. And got a movie. [Natalie laughs] What?
Natalie: I've never seen you so excited, it's like he proposed to you.
Adrian Monk: I know, that's how I feel.
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Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: So who's on your short list?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I've been at this all morning. Most of these guys are either in jail or dead.
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, or both.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No. Nobody is both.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: [sings and plays guitar] Cupid was a gun for hire Took aim at Leland Stottlemeyer Who's love was wallowed in the mire We love you TK Stottlemeyer! Mr. And Mrs. Stottlemeyer.
Natalie: Sounds a little like Light My Fire.
Lieutenant Disher: What part?
Natalie: The words. And the music. Why don't you just play the wedding march?
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, I am I am during the service. This is for after. This is for the reception. This is my gift. It's either that or a trash compactor.
Natalie: Can't go wrong with a trash compactor.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Okay, does everybody have pizza?
First cop: There's nothing on it.
Adrian Monk: I know! I ordered plain.
First cop: Not even cheese?
Adrian Monk: I ordered extra plain. No fuss, no muss. And use your coasters. All right, the large coasters go under the small coasters. And there's trash bags in the kitchen. Everybody gets one, I put your names at the top.
Mike: Monk, there's a bathroom in the bathroom.
Adrian Monk: Where do you want me to put it, Mike? In the kitchen?