Adrian Monk Quote #2137
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk's 100th Case
Adrian Monk: Well, there were other people in that room. Okay, Natalie, push picture go fast.
Natalie: Picture go fast.
Adrian Monk: Okay. Okay, this is it. Picture go regular. [Monk walks around with his hands out front, as he watches the TV]
Jillian: That is so trippy.
Lieutenant Disher: [on TV] Took her lipstick, of course.
Adrian Monk: [on TV] It's a little dark. I could use some light.
Adrian Monk: Picture freezer! Mr. Novak, I asked you to turn on the light.
James Novak: That's right.
Adrian Monk: There are five light switches on that panel. You clicked number four. It was a lamp right next to me. How did you know which one of those switches to hit?
James Novak: How did I know what?
Adrian Monk: You knew that apartment. You'd been in that room before.
James Novak: I- I- I'm a little confused. Are you accusing me of something?
Adrian Monk: Yes, sir, I am. It all makes sense. Kate Kindel was your sex mistress.
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‘Mr. Monk's 100th Case’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Adrian Monk: What about her lipstick?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Lipstick? Looks like he took it.
Lieutenant Disher: Lipstick Killer. Lipstick Assassin. Mr. Lipstick. I've always wanted to name one of these guys.
James Novak: Why?
Lieutenant Disher: If you can name them, you can catch them.
James Novak: Why?
Quote from Marci Maven
Marci Maven: You know, "fan" can mean one thing to you, and then, you know, something completely different to, like, say, judge Harriet Waxman of the Third District Court, you know? And I'll tell you something about Judge Waxman. She's never been in love. So she's shooting from that perspective, you know what I mean?
James Novak: Where did you get all these pictures?
Marci Maven: Oh, do you like them? Yeah, yeah, they're, um... Well, this one is probably my favorite, If I had to pick a favorite. This is actually real. It's not Photoshopped at all. And it's from a case we worked on together, a homicide. It took a lot of clue hugs, but we cracked it.
James Novak: How about that one?
Marci Maven: This one? Okay. Um, this one is another case, but this one wasn't, um... This one wasn't as real.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Hal Tucker: Well, killing my girlfriend was the easy part. The hard part was pretending to be Monk's friend for a week.
Jimmy Belmont: You ever hear the man try and tell a joke?
Joey Krenshaw: It's like verbal root canal.
Hal Tucker: Excruciating.
James Novak: How did you feel when he arrested you?
Hal Tucker: I actually- I was feeling sorry for him. I felt like he was the village idiot or something. You know, it was humiliating.
Jimmy Belmont: Until that there summation thing.
Hal Tucker: Oh, my God. That summation. I love when people tell me what I've already done.
Joey Krenshaw: Droned! Just, uh, the longest four minutes of my life.
Hal Tucker: I mean, I knew what I did. I killed her. I didn't need him to tell me.