Adrian Monk Quote #2125
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk's 100th Case
Adrian Monk: Oh, my God. People actually eat here?
Natalie: Yeah, Julie comes here all the time. She loves it. See all these props? They're from old horror movies.
Adrian Monk: We should call the board of health.
Vampire Manager: Welcome. I have been expecting you. You are from the police department, is that correct?
Adrian Monk: That's- That's right. Okay, I'm Adrian Monk. And this is Natalie Teeger.
Vampire Manager: Oh, Natalie, hmm? What a delicious name.
Adrian Monk: Why are you talking like that?
Vampire Manager: I don't know what you mean. But I see we go to the same tailor. Ooh.
Natalie: Mr. Gleckson, we'd like to talk to you about a woman named Cassandre Rank. I believe she used to work here.
Vampire Manager: Yes, Cassandre Rank. A most delectable young girl. I remember drinking her blood. It was a most exquisite aperitif.
Natalie: She was killed two days ago. Someone strangled her.
Vampire Manager: What? Are you serious? Oh, my God, you must have thought that- Look, you know that this is just a job, right? I mean, this is not real blood. It's all makeup. Oh, hell, that stuff about drinking her blood. Oh, crap.
Adrian Monk: When did she work here? Uh, about a year ago. But she was only here for about a month, and then she got a part in a play or something and she split. Nobody stays here that long.
Natalie: There was another woman named Barbara McFarland. She worked here too, didn't she?
Vampire Manager: Yes! Barbara McFarland. She had a very delectable neck. I'm sure of that. In fact, I am O-positive.
Natalie: She was killed too.
Vampire Manager: Oh, come on! Why didn't you just say that? Now I look like a monster, like a real monster, and I'm not. Oh, hell.
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk's 100th Case’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Adrian Monk: What about her lipstick?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Lipstick? Looks like he took it.
Lieutenant Disher: Lipstick Killer. Lipstick Assassin. Mr. Lipstick. I've always wanted to name one of these guys.
James Novak: Why?
Lieutenant Disher: If you can name them, you can catch them.
James Novak: Why?
Quote from Marci Maven
Marci Maven: You know, "fan" can mean one thing to you, and then, you know, something completely different to, like, say, judge Harriet Waxman of the Third District Court, you know? And I'll tell you something about Judge Waxman. She's never been in love. So she's shooting from that perspective, you know what I mean?
James Novak: Where did you get all these pictures?
Marci Maven: Oh, do you like them? Yeah, yeah, they're, um... Well, this one is probably my favorite, If I had to pick a favorite. This is actually real. It's not Photoshopped at all. And it's from a case we worked on together, a homicide. It took a lot of clue hugs, but we cracked it.
James Novak: How about that one?
Marci Maven: This one? Okay. Um, this one is another case, but this one wasn't, um... This one wasn't as real.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Hal Tucker: Well, killing my girlfriend was the easy part. The hard part was pretending to be Monk's friend for a week.
Jimmy Belmont: You ever hear the man try and tell a joke?
Joey Krenshaw: It's like verbal root canal.
Hal Tucker: Excruciating.
James Novak: How did you feel when he arrested you?
Hal Tucker: I actually- I was feeling sorry for him. I felt like he was the village idiot or something. You know, it was humiliating.
Jimmy Belmont: Until that there summation thing.
Hal Tucker: Oh, my God. That summation. I love when people tell me what I've already done.
Joey Krenshaw: Droned! Just, uh, the longest four minutes of my life.
Hal Tucker: I mean, I knew what I did. I killed her. I didn't need him to tell me.