Adrian Monk: Oh, my God. People actually eat here?
Natalie: Yeah, Julie comes here all the time. She loves it. See all these props? They're from old horror movies.
Adrian Monk: We should call the board of health.
Vampire Manager: Welcome. I have been expecting you. You are from the police department, is that correct?
Adrian Monk: That's- That's right. Okay, I'm Adrian Monk. And this is Natalie Teeger.
Vampire Manager: Oh, Natalie, hmm? What a delicious name.
Adrian Monk: Why are you talking like that?
Vampire Manager: I don't know what you mean. But I see we go to the same tailor. Ooh.
Natalie: Mr. Gleckson, we'd like to talk to you about a woman named Cassandre Rank. I believe she used to work here.
Vampire Manager: Yes, Cassandre Rank. A most delectable young girl. I remember drinking her blood. It was a most exquisite aperitif.
Natalie: She was killed two days ago. Someone strangled her.
Vampire Manager: What? Are you serious? Oh, my God, you must have thought that- Look, you know that this is just a job, right? I mean, this is not real blood. It's all makeup. Oh, hell, that stuff about drinking her blood. Oh, crap.
Adrian Monk: When did she work here? Uh, about a year ago. But she was only here for about a month, and then she got a part in a play or something and she split. Nobody stays here that long.
Natalie: There was another woman named Barbara McFarland. She worked here too, didn't she?
Vampire Manager: Yes! Barbara McFarland. She had a very delectable neck. I'm sure of that. In fact, I am O-positive.
Natalie: She was killed too.
Vampire Manager: Oh, come on! Why didn't you just say that? Now I look like a monster, like a real monster, and I'm not. Oh, hell.