Adrian Monk Quote #944
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to the Office
Adrian Monk: Uh-oh, what is that?
Natalie: What?
Adrian Monk: There's, there's something, is that a hair?
Natalie: Where? No, it's okay. It's just celery.
Adrian Monk: [grins] Natalie. I think I know what happened.
Natalie: What?
Adrian Monk: I solved the case!
Natalie: Why are you talking like that?
Adrian Monk: You see that guy by the window? The guy in the green jacket. When I said there was something in your soup, he reacted. He looked at his soup.
Natalie: His suit?
Adrian Monk: His soup, soup!
Natalie: Well, maybe he heard you.
Adrian Monk: No, he couldn't have. He must have read my lips. He can read lips! That explains everything.
Natalie: It does?
Adrian Monk: Yeah, he's been sitting at that same table every time I've been in here. He must have been sitting there about a month ago. At some point, he looked out the window, and he saw something. Something worth millions of dollars.
Natalie: What? What did he see?
Adrian Monk: He saw Warren Kemp. He's been reading Warren's lips! From that table. He has a perfect view into Warren's office. Buyouts, mergers, that kind of inside information is worth a fortune. Don't look! Don't. He's staring right at us.
Natalie: I'm sure everyone is, the way you're grinning.
Adrian Monk: That's okay. He'll just think we're in love.
Natalie: You don't look like you're in love. You look like somebody who's had some sort of industrial accident.
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk Goes to the Office’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Chilton Handy: He can't bowl if he's not wearing regulation footwear. That's a rule.
Abby: Fine! We'll just rent him a pair of shoes. What size are you?
Adrian Monk: Uh, here's the thing. When you say, "rent a pair," you're talking about footwear that other people have already worn?
Abby: That's right.
Adrian Monk: On my feet? Here, here's the thing. I don't like to share anything.
Frances: Fine. Let's just buy him a new pair.
Chilton Handy: Pro shop's closed. So what's it gonna be? If he doesn't bowl, you forfeit.
Greg: Here. We're about the same size. [Monk inspects Fred's shoes]
Abby: What the hell are you looking at? They're just shoes. Just put them on.
Adrian Monk: Here's the thing.
Abby: Okay, stop saying, "here's the thing." Just put on these shoes for 20 seconds. Then you can take them right off.
Adrian Monk: 20 seconds? I don't know.
Chilton Handy: So you forfeit?
Abby: Listen. We've been waiting five years to beat these creeps. All you have to do is put on Greg's shoes and roll the freaking ball.
Adrian Monk: I can't.
Quote from Natalie
Natalie: I used to work in a place like this. I lasted about two weeks. You do the same thing every day.
Adrian Monk: [exited] The same thing.
Natalie: After a while, you begin to feel like a number.
Adrian Monk: A number.
Natalie: You're just like everybody else.
Adrian Monk: Everybody else.
Natalie: You're basically a drone.
Adrian Monk: A drone?
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: Captain, this just came in. I think you better sit down.
Captain Stottlemeyer: What is it?
Lieutenant Disher: I really think you ought to sit down, sir.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I don't want to sit down, Randy. What is it?
Lieutenant Disher: It's pretty big, sir.
Captain Stottlemeyer: What is it?
Lieutenant Disher: Okay. Sir, it's just that when I got the call, I was sitting down, and I'm really glad I was.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Somebody die? [Randy looks off to the side] Is anybody hurt? [Randy looks off to the side] [Stottlemeyer sits down at his desk]
Lieutenant Disher: I just got off the phone with the SEC. They're investigating Warren Kemp for insider trading.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Is that it?
Lieutenant Disher: There's definitely a leak. And they're pretty sure that it's coming from inside the firm. One theory is that it's Warren Kemp himself. But he was having second thoughts, so our guy breaks his hand as a warning to keep him in line.
Captain Stottlemeyer: And that's it?
Lieutenant Disher: [checks the file] Yes, sir.
Captain Stottlemeyer: And you had me sit down for that?
Lieutenant Disher: No. No, it wasn't just that. I mean, you looked a little bit tired. Is that my phone?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Your phone?
Lieutenant Disher: [takes out cell phone] Disher. Uh-huh. Yeah. I gotta take this, sir. Yeah, no, no, no. I'm on my way.