Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to the Office
Chilton Handy: He can't bowl if he's not wearing regulation footwear. That's a rule. Abby: Fine! We'll just rent him a pair of shoes. What size are you? Adrian Monk: Uh, here's the thing. When you say, "rent a pair," you're talking about footwear that other people have already worn? Abby: That's right. Adrian Monk: On my feet? Here, here's the thing. I don't like to share anything. Frances: Fine. Let's just buy him a new pair. Chilton Handy: Pro shop's closed. So what's it gonna be? If he doesn't bowl, you forfeit. Greg: Here. We're about the same size. [Monk inspects Fred's shoes] Abby: What the hell are you looking at? They're just shoes. Just put them on. Adrian Monk: Here's the thing. Abby: Okay, stop saying, "here's the thing." Just put on these shoes for 20 seconds. Then you can take them right off. Adrian Monk: 20 seconds? I don't know. Chilton Handy: So you forfeit? Abby: Listen. We've been waiting five years to beat these creeps. All you have to do is put on Greg's shoes and roll the freaking ball. Adrian Monk: I can't.