Natalie: Well, it's just that the last time you saw these people, you were with Trudy. And I remember, after Mitch died, how difficult it was, you know, going to parties and seeing our friends. That's when I missed him the most.
Adrian Monk: I'm way ahead of you. I did all my crying last night. I'm good to go.

Adrian Monk: This is Berkeley. It's like my second home. Wish you could have seen me here. Trudy and me. We had a million friends. We owned this place. I hope Dinky comes. Crazy Dinky Feeber. He was always getting off these great zingers. I hope Craig Hopper comes. He was always explaining Dinky's zingers to me. They made a great team.

Adrian Monk: Oh, my God. Is that- Is that Smitty? Smitty! Smit-o! Smit man! I thought that was Smitty. That guy looked just like Smitty.

Natalie: "Adrian 'Captain Cool' Monk"? Who's Captain Cool?
Adrian Monk: Me. That was my nickname.
Natalie: You were Captain Cool? Why?
Adrian Monk: Why do you think?
Natalie: I don't know.
Adrian Monk: Why do you think?
Natalie: I don't know.
Adrian Monk: Look, I didn't write the invitation, did I?
Natalie: Okay. Okay, well, uh, good luck. And I will see you here at 7:00, okay? Captain.

Dianne Brooks: Adrian?
Adrian Monk: Dianne. Dianne Sooner.
Dianne Brooks: Not anymore. It's Dianne Brooks. Oh, my gosh, you look great. Oh, my-- I can't be-- You haven't changed at all.
Adrian Monk: Neither have you. Except for, you know, your age.
Dianne Brooks: [chuckles] Yeah.

Adrian Monk: Hi. Hi. Hello. Simon. Juliette. Oh, my God. Dennis, I can't believe it.
Simon: Hey. Honey, you remember Mr. Amonk.
Adrian Monk: No. No, it's A. Monk. Adrian Monk. Adrian Monk.
Dennis: Right.
Adrian Monk: I was dating Trudy Ellison.
Juliette: Oh, Trudy. Yes, I loved her.
Simon: Wasn't she great?
Juliette: I think about her all the time.
Simon: Well take care of yourself.
Adrian Monk: Yeah.

Natalie: Hi, excuse me. Are you going to the reunion?
Man: That's right.
Natalie: Oh, great. Could you give these keys to Adrian Monk?
Man: Who?
Natalie: Adrian Monk? Captain Cool?
Man: Captain Cool? Is he here?
Adrian Monk: Yeah. Sure. I'd be glad to.
Natalie: Okay, great. Thank you. Have fun.
Man: Okay.
Woman: Who's Captain Cool?
Man: He was this weird guy. Real nervous. Always worrying about everything. He spent every weekend defrosting his refrigerator. So we called him Captain Cool.

Lieutenant Disher: Captain? The lapel pin. I just remembered where I saw it.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Where?
Lieutenant Disher: Just now at my desk.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, I mean where- Tell me about the pin, Randy.
Lieutenant Disher: Monk. He's been wearing the same pin all week for his 25th college reunion.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I think you're right. Did the victim go to Berkeley?
Lieutenant Disher: No, she worked there. She was a nurse in the university clinic for, like, 20 years.
Captain Stottlemeyer: But she didn't graduate, so this isn't her pin.
Lieutenant Disher: The killer.
Captain Stottlemeyer: It fell off the killer. Which means the killer is at the reunion with Monk?

Dianne Brooks: Adrian. There you are. We've been looking for you.
Natalie: Hi, I'm Natalie Teeger.
Dianne Brooks: Hi. Dianne Brooks.
Natalie: I'm his assistant.
Dianne Brooks: Oh, so you two aren't--
Natalie: No.
Adrian Monk: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Dianne Brooks: Okay.

Natalie: See, you have a friend.
Adrian Monk: No, she was Trudy's roommate freshman year.
Natalie: Well, she saved us a seat.
Adrian Monk: Out of pity. It's what we call pity seats. It's just pity.