Mitchell Quote #981
Mitchell: [aside to camera] I'd been following Cam's competitor for the coaching spot on Instagram, and... ...he beat Cam out for the job, which meant, any minute, Cam would be getting the devastating news himself. And I-I-I couldn't rely on the joyful environment of Spuds to cushion the blow. Although, it is famously where Larry King broke up with four of his wives.
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