Jay Quote #1528
Jay: I hate it when they get cute with the bathroom signs. Why would French fries mean ladies and baked potato gents? Just throw one of them into a skirt.
Quote from Dylan
Dylan: It still haunts her. Not to be weird, but she still won't let me mention your names while we're making love.
Quote from Jay
Mitchell: So, uh, Dad, Gloria says that you won't take pills for your back?
Jay: I got to get this from all sides now? I don't like what they do to me, alright? They make me feel super...
Dylan: Horny? Constipated?
Jay: Emotional. You know, sometimes you can just ride out a pause, buddy. Anyway, the pain got so bad, I broke down. I took a couple in the men's room, which is the maximum dose, so strap in. You know, I'm gonna miss this place. Look, Spuddy Holly! He just about said it all, didn't he? "Scalloped, fried, lyonnaise. [voice breaking] Spuds' potatoes do amaze."
Quote from Kids These Days
Jay: I hate losing to a team with a Viking mascot. Hey, you died out and became Swedes! Hip-hip-hooray for socialism and seasonal depression!