Gloria Quote #752

Quote from Gloria in CHiPs and Salsa

Nicole: Gloria, I notice that you're really kind of quiet. Is that a vitamin D thing? 'Cause we have socks that can address that.
Gloria: No, I'm just you know, it's hard for me to sell this. It's been in my family for five generations.
Jay: Most of them had kids at 15.
Gloria: Things were not always easy in my village. But the one thing that we could always count on was the sauce made from this blend of magical Colombian peppers. Well, maybe it was just the way the water came down the mountain and curved around our family farm.
Nicole: I love mountains and curves.
Haley: So NERP!

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