Phil Quote #1336
Quote from Phil in Double Click
[aside to camera:]
Phil: To be honest, I don't know why I was so upset. I knew I was supposed to be mad, but I couldn't figure out why, so I just started saying a bunch of stuff.
[flashback:]
Phil: Under my roof?!
[aside to camera:]
Phil: That was weird.
[back:]
Phil: In a bed that I paid for?!
[aside to camera:]
Phil: What does that have to do with anything?
[back:]
Phil: With your grandfather watching?!
[aside to camera:]
Phil: What? But it wasn't half as crazy as what I really wanted to yell, which was "Just stop growing up!"
Modern Family Quotes
‘Double Click’ Quotes
Quote from Claire
Claire: Honey, there's no one there.
Phil: There was. I saw girl bumps and hair.
Claire: It was probably just his Chewbacca doll.
Phil: It's not a doll. It's a plush action figure.
Claire: Well, as long as he's sleeping with that thing, it's the only action he's gettin'.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Why did you get him so mad? I need him in a good mood. I need to ask him to go with me next week to Juárez to my cousin's wedding.
Manny: Is that safe?
Gloria: Of course not. The invitation says "Short run to the reception."
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: [aside to camera] Pepper's parties are as fun as they are confusing. Okay, stay with me on this one. Gender Blender Broadway Brunch. You dress as a Broadway character of the opposite sex, and there's no solid food. It's a perfect party if you're a show queen with a broken jaw.