Claire Quote #591
Quote from Claire in Double Click
Claire: Honey, there's no one there.
Phil: There was. I saw girl bumps and hair.
Claire: It was probably just his Chewbacca doll.
Phil: It's not a doll. It's a plush action figure.
Claire: Well, as long as he's sleeping with that thing, it's the only action he's gettin'.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Double Click’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Why did you get him so mad? I need him in a good mood. I need to ask him to go with me next week to Juárez to my cousin's wedding.
Manny: Is that safe?
Gloria: Of course not. The invitation says "Short run to the reception."
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: [aside to camera] Pepper's parties are as fun as they are confusing. Okay, stay with me on this one. Gender Blender Broadway Brunch. You dress as a Broadway character of the opposite sex, and there's no solid food. It's a perfect party if you're a show queen with a broken jaw.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] It's not easy to get Jay to do what I want, so sometimes I have to use my secret weapon. But when I'm too tired for that, I just play one of the movies that make him cry like a baby.
[flashback:]
Jay: Is this "Rudy"? Oh, I love this movie.
Gloria: You do? Jay, I got us tickets to the ballet, but I know that you're golfing on Sunday.
Jay: Whatever you want. You know, Rudy was small, [voice breaking] but he had a big heart.