Jay Quote #330
Quote from Jay in Hit and Run
Josh: So I flipped through your proposal, and here's the thing. We're about to build our largest luxury condo complex yet. And I have an important question for you. What is it you want to build?
Jay: Closets.
Josh: See, I was kinda hoping you'd say "dreams."
Jay: I thought that was implied.
Josh: Jay, I'm looking for closets nobody's ever seen before, you know, a big "wow!" You know what I'm saying?
Jay: You want a nice closet with sharp design, quality materials, and expert craftsmanship.
Josh: Uh, I mean, I want it to be like, bam! You know, people are gonna walk in there and go, "whoa! What do I hang first?"
[aside to camera:]
Jay: I wanted to hang myself.
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Quote from Gloria
Jay: Uh, this stupid kid's been in the business about ten minutes. He barely looks at my proposal, and he says he wants more "Wow."
Gloria: What does he mean by more "Wow"?
Manny: It's the "Bieber-ization" of America.
Jay: What do beavers have to do with anything?
Gloria: The beavers, they build the dams all over the country so there's no floods, is the "Beaver-ization" of the Americas.
Manny: I'm finding there's less and less we can talk about.
Quote from Luke
Cameron: Okay, let me ask you something. Today, at a stoplight, a guy ran into our car, and then just took off. I wanted to chase after him. Mitchell-
Mitchell: Kept a level head and called the police.
Luke: Pfft. Police. Aren't they too busy winning the war on drugs?