Josh: So I flipped through your proposal, and here's the thing. We're about to build our largest luxury condo complex yet. And I have an important question for you. What is it you want to build?
Jay: Closets.
Josh: See, I was kinda hoping you'd say "dreams."
Jay: I thought that was implied.
Josh: Jay, I'm looking for closets nobody's ever seen before, you know, a big "wow!" You know what I'm saying?
Jay: You want a nice closet with sharp design, quality materials, and expert craftsmanship.
Josh: Uh, I mean, I want it to be like, bam! You know, people are gonna walk in there and go, "whoa! What do I hang first?"
[aside to camera:]
Jay: I wanted to hang myself.