Claire Quote #132
Quote from Claire in Slow Down Your Neighbors
Claire: So, why do you wanna move?
Laura: Eh. I want a high-rise with a doorman.
Claire: Mm-hmm.
Laura: Besides, this neighborhood's getting a little crazy.
Claire: Oh, tell me about it.
Laura: There's this one wackjob.
Claire: Don't say another word. I bet I know exactly who you're thinking of.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Slow Down Your Neighbors’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Luke: What are you gonna do when he drives by?
Claire: I'm gonna tell him to slow down.
Luke: I think you should drag him out of his car and we all get turns punching him in the stomach until he barfs.
Claire: Honey, I think I'm just gonna turn over his license plate to the police.
Luke: Please. Order a pizza and call the cops. We'll see who gets here first.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] I wish I were one of those people who thrives on the danger of leading a double life. You know, Bruce Wayne, Peter Parker, Hannah Montana.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: My mother thought that riding a bike was dangerous. She would say, "That's how people grab you."