Mitchell Quote #70
Quote from Mitchell in Starry Night
Mitchell: [aside to camera] Tonight is the magnificent Lyrid meteor shower.
Cameron: It's where the planet Geek passes through the Nerdy Way. It- Oh, you know I think it's sweet. Every couple years, Mitchell and his father go out and enjoy one of these showers together.
Mitchell: Oh, I- I wouldn't necessarily put it that way. I mean, yes, me and my father enjoy it, because we don't share a lot of the same interests. Like, um, I-I never went to sports games with him.
Cameron: Probably because you call 'em "sports games." Just lose the "sports."
Mitchell: Just- Just games.
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Mitchell Pritchett Quotes
Quote from Schooled
Mitchell: [aside to camera] While often lumped together, gay men and lesbians have less in common than one might think.
Cameron: Like in the Venn diagram of sexual identity, you have gay men...
Mitchell: And straight men. Both the same gender.
Cameron: Then you have gay men...
Mitchell: And straight women. Both attracted to the same gender. But gay men and lesbians? No.
Quote from Lake Life
Mitchell: [aside to camera] It was Scotty, this local lake kid I met on vacation when I was thirteen. I had a huge crush on him, so on the last day, I decided to take a chance and I kissed him. It was my first time ever kissing a boy, so when he pulled away and said that he wasn't "into this," I was humiliated. I mean, I'd obviously misread signals. He was straight. It was five years before I ever made a move on a guy again. And even then, I wouldn't dare unless he was basically floating across the room. Which is why I ended up with... Well, you know.