Mitchell Quote #598
Quote from Mitchell in Spring Break
Mitchell: Um, well, it takes place at a camp a lot like this one where just beyond the woods there was a black lake. And just beyond the lake, there was a prison.
Sydney: This isn't scary.
Mitchell: Okay, it was a haunted pr- It was a haunted prison. Now on this one night, the night of the full moon what they call the "blood moon"... Ooh! Okay, what was at this prison was a ghost the ghost of an old man with glowing red eyes who breathed fire!
Sydney: I'm bored. Can we go to sleep early?
Mitchell: I think you're forgetting about the blood moon.
Girl: What's that?
Lily: Glowing eyes!
Girl: It's the ghost!
Mitchell: It's the ghost!
Modern Family Quotes
‘Spring Break’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Phil: So, the doctor will see you in a few minutes.
Luke: Nice someone can see.
Phil: Glad to know your good eye can still roll. So still angry, huh?
Luke: Gee, why would I be angry? Because you insulted me, maimed me and belittled my achievements in the banjonic and trampolinic arts?
Quote from Phil
Phil: Is that my banjo?
Claire: Mmm?
[aside to camera:]
Phil: When I met this little lady sitting next to me it was love at first sight. Yep, I've been noodling around on the ol' flyswatter for a couple of years now. I was inspired by the greats Scruggs, Kermit. It's hard to practice, though because it gets Claire so hot and bothered.
Quote from Haley
Haley: Alex! Okay, you need to drink this. I'll get a new one.
Alex: Is there vodka in here?
Haley: If there is it's not doing anybody any good until I get it in there.
[aside to camera:]
Haley: Michelangelo talked about chiseling beautiful sculptures out of marble. Well, my chisel is a Long Island Iced Tea and I use it to free the party girl from the block of nerd. Not all my sculptures are masterpieces.