Quote from Haley in Spring Break
Haley: Alex! Okay, you need to drink this. I'll get a new one. Alex: Is there vodka in here? Haley: If there is it's not doing anybody any good until I get it in there. [aside to camera:] Haley: Michelangelo talked about chiseling beautiful sculptures out of marble. Well, my chisel is a Long Island Iced Tea and I use it to free the party girl from the block of nerd. Not all my sculptures are masterpieces.