Phil Quote #296
Quote from Phil in Mother Tucker
Haley: I saw you at that stupid restaurant sharing a sundae, with her ugly sweatshirt on the chair. [Dylan's phone rings] Oh, is that the skank?
Dylan: No. No, there's there's no skank.
Haley: Well, then why aren't you answering it?
Dylan: Because I wanna talk to you.
Haley: Well, I wanna talk to her. I'm gonna call her back and tell her to keep her hands off of what belongs to me.
Dylan: Haley.
Phil: [answering phone] Hello?
Haley: Dad?
Phil: Haley?
Haley: Oh, my God. The sweatshirt. That was you with Dylan?
Claire: Wait, you're the other girl?
Phil: No! We're just friends.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Mother Tucker’ Quotes
Quote from Dylan
Claire: Come on in. How you doing?
Dylan: Not so good.
Claire: Hmm.
Dylan: I mean, everywhere I look I see her face.
Claire: Hmm.
Dylan: [whimper]
Claire: To be fair, Dylan, that is a family portrait.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Manny, let me see that screen. What did I tell you?
Jay: It's not his fault. I asked him to look. I'm starting to think I have a serious problem here.
Gloria: Yes, you do! That computer! You read it there, you think it here, you feel it here. You wanna feel better? There. [closes laptop] You're cured!
Jay: Give me 15 minutes, then tell Florence Nightingale I went to the hospital.
Quote from Alex
Alex: I'm just saying, she's never gonna get a job. And how do we know the right Middle Eastern businessman wouldn't treat her great?
Claire: I left my shopping list inside. For the record, we thought she could live with you.
Alex: Like I'm gonna tell any of you where I live.