Quote from Phil in Mother Tucker
Haley: I saw you at that stupid restaurant sharing a sundae, with her ugly sweatshirt on the chair. [Dylan's phone rings] Oh, is that the skank? Dylan: No. No, there's there's no skank. Haley: Well, then why aren't you answering it? Dylan: Because I wanna talk to you. Haley: Well, I wanna talk to her. I'm gonna call her back and tell her to keep her hands off of what belongs to me. Dylan: Haley. Phil: [answering phone] Hello? Haley: Dad? Phil: Haley? Haley: Oh, my God. The sweatshirt. That was you with Dylan? Claire: Wait, you're the other girl? Phil: No! We're just friends.