Gloria Quote #872
Gloria: I see your cold is better.
Claire: Turns out it was, like, an allergy... thing.
Gloria: And Pepper's Great Danes?
Cameron: Oh, uh, well, you know, they're big dogs. They... um, and they don't, uh, uh, live long. So they're... they're dead.
Gloria: I must look like Frederick Seward during the Alaska Purchase, because, apparently, you think that I'll buy anything.
Mitchell: Gloria, okay, okay. We're s... We're sorry... We're sorry we lied to you, but if it makes you feel any better, Longinus took this really great photo of you at the Shakira concert the night that you missed Lily's clarinet recital because of pink eye.
Gloria: Ohh! I see that you've been waiting to spring that attack on me, just like Andrew Jackson in the Battle of New Orleans.
Jay: Is this my life now?
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Jay: You know, it's... Thing about babies, you... you fall in love with a baby with the cutest little fat folds, and then... bam... they're gone. But it's okay, because in its place is this... toddler with the greatest laugh on Earth. And then one day, the toddler's gone, and in its place, a little kid that asks the most interesting questions you've ever heard. And this keeps going on like that, but you never get the chance to miss any of them, 'cause there's always a new kid to take the place of the old. Until they grow up. And then... in a moment, all those kids you fell in love with walk out the door at the same time.
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Jay: Oh, I don't mean to be a bummer. I'm just saying it goes fast. Like the expression... "You never know the last time you pick up your kid."
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