‘Our Children, Ourselves’
Season 2, Episode 12 - Aired January 12, 2011
After Mitchell runs into a woman he once slept with, he wonders whether he fathered a child. Alex has Phil and Claire doubting their own intelligence. Meanwhile, Gloria lies to a couple who Jay insulted.
Quote from Phil
Claire: Hey, Vish. You just do this.
Vish Patel: Thank you. So, did you enjoy the film?
Claire: Not in the least.
Phil: I actually found it quite two-dimensional.
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: Anyway, I saw you yesterday across the mall, after we spoke and I couldn't help but notice that you weren't alone. You were with, um... I don't even know how to put this. Um...
Tracy: His name is Bobby.
Mitchell: Bobby.
Cameron: Such a lovely name.
Mitchell: Tracy, is he...
Tracy: Yes, Mitchell, he is.
Mitchell: Oh, my God. Okay. Um, why didn't you tell me?
Tracy: Mitchell, you and I don't have a relationship anymore. I called you after our little visit to the nurse's room. You never returned any of my calls.
Quote from Mitchell
Bobby: So, uh, how do you know Tracy?
Mitchell: How- We-
Tracy: Mitchell took me to the prom.
Mitchell: The prom.
Cameron: To the prom.
Bobby: Oh, a redhead. You really have a type, don't you?
Quote from Cameron
Tracy: Um, they got you a present.
Mitchell: It's not-
Cameron: It's just a little-
Mitchell: You don't need to-
Cameron: I wouldn't even-
Bobby: "Little Slugger"?
Cameron: I'm just gonna go and let you two catch up, so...