Otto Quote #6

Quote from Otto in Humilithon

Francis: Otto, can I talk to you?
Otto: Yeah. How is your lovely wife? You know, you should start having babies right away. And you must breast-feed.
Francis: What happened to Bill and Andy? Neither one of them showed up for their shifts today.
Otto: Bill and Andy are on vacation. I thought I told you.
Francis: Well, who's supposed to be covering for them?
Otto: Let us have a look. [checks calendar] Ah, here. You see? Alex and Dan are filling in.
Francis: No. You let them go fishing until next Wednesday. Otto, I think it's wonderful that you're so accommodating, but sometimes you just have to say no. I mean, you're running a business.
Otto: Wait a second. Is that the same dog from July?

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