Malcolm Quote #357

Quote from Malcolm in Humilithon

Malcolm: [to camera] It's the first day of school. Everyone else is bummed, but I'm actually excited about it. I'm officially done with junior high. I'm not a Krelboyne anymore. I can be whatever I want to be. I don't have to worry about labels or cliques or who's cool. I'm going into high school. By the way, this is an excited twitch, not a nervous twitch.

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 ‘Humilithon’ Quotes

Quote from Hal

Francis: [on the phone] Dad, listen, I know I owe you guys a lot of money and I want to start paying you back. So I'm sending you $50 this month, and then my plan is...
Hal: What do you need $50 for?
Francis: No, I'm sending you $50.
Hal: Francis, I can't spare $50.
Francis: No, I'm sending you the money-
Lois: Just give him the $50. We have to go.
Hal: All right, your mother says it's okay, but we have to go. [hangs up]

Quote from Dewey

Dewey: [to himself] I also think we should we have meat loaf on Mondays and not on Tuesdays so we can have an extra day of meat loaf sandwiches. I also think the table should be in front of the TV and the couch should be in front of the refrigerator. I also think there should be hand-me-ups instead of hand-me-downs, I think kids should be able to steer, and I think school should be only four hours a day and should be held on top of the building. I also think...

Quote from Mr. Herkabe

Mr. Herkabe: Ah, the golden boy has returned. Release the doves.
Malcolm: Hi, Mr. Herkabe.
Mr. Herkabe: And you must be Reese. I have been thoroughly briefed on you, and if you do one thing wrong, I'm going to go medieval on your permanent record.
Reese: Ask yourself, whatever happened to the old dean of discipline?