Lois Quote #292
Quote from Lois in Humilithon
Lois: Can we please just eat our breakfast and stop all this complaining?
Hal: But I don't understand. Why do we have to volunteer for the whole first week?
Lois: Because we got caught, Hal. We ducked out for 12 years. They were bound to get us eventually. Dewey, come here. Listen, you're going to be coming home from school at 3:00 this year. So this is the key to the house. You will come straight home, you will let yourself in and you will be in this house alone until your brothers get here exactly 15 minutes later, and not one second more! We're giving this to you because we trust you.
Hal: Congratulations. You're now a latchkey kid.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Humilithon’ Quotes
Quote from Hal
Francis: [on the phone] Dad, listen, I know I owe you guys a lot of money and I want to start paying you back. So I'm sending you $50 this month, and then my plan is...
Hal: What do you need $50 for?
Francis: No, I'm sending you $50.
Hal: Francis, I can't spare $50.
Francis: No, I'm sending you the money-
Lois: Just give him the $50. We have to go.
Hal: All right, your mother says it's okay, but we have to go. [hangs up]
Quote from Dewey
Dewey: [to himself] I also think we should we have meat loaf on Mondays and not on Tuesdays so we can have an extra day of meat loaf sandwiches. I also think the table should be in front of the TV and the couch should be in front of the refrigerator. I also think there should be hand-me-ups instead of hand-me-downs, I think kids should be able to steer, and I think school should be only four hours a day and should be held on top of the building. I also think...
Quote from Mr. Herkabe
Mr. Herkabe: Ah, the golden boy has returned. Release the doves.
Malcolm: Hi, Mr. Herkabe.
Mr. Herkabe: And you must be Reese. I have been thoroughly briefed on you, and if you do one thing wrong, I'm going to go medieval on your permanent record.
Reese: Ask yourself, whatever happened to the old dean of discipline?