Malcolm Quote #358
Quote from Malcolm in Humilithon
Cynthia: Malcolm! Malcolm! Hey, silly, we're over here. Malcolm.
Lloyd: Have you looked at these Rorschach tests they're calling maps?
Malcolm: Yeah, they're confusing, but do you guys think you can talk a little softer?
Stevie: I'm ready... to cry.
Kevin: They're not to scale. How do they expect anyone to use a map that's not to scale?
Malcolm: Guys.
Cynthia: Come on, this is exciting. I mean, I'm so disoriented. Keep me away from the heavy machinery. [hysterical laughter] [Malcolm backs away] Where are you going?
Dabney: I told you we should have taken a dry run last week! But, no, "Dabney's an alarmist!" Well, now look where we are!
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Humilithon’ Quotes
Quote from Hal
Francis: [on the phone] Dad, listen, I know I owe you guys a lot of money and I want to start paying you back. So I'm sending you $50 this month, and then my plan is...
Hal: What do you need $50 for?
Francis: No, I'm sending you $50.
Hal: Francis, I can't spare $50.
Francis: No, I'm sending you the money-
Lois: Just give him the $50. We have to go.
Hal: All right, your mother says it's okay, but we have to go. [hangs up]
Quote from Dewey
Dewey: [to himself] I also think we should we have meat loaf on Mondays and not on Tuesdays so we can have an extra day of meat loaf sandwiches. I also think the table should be in front of the TV and the couch should be in front of the refrigerator. I also think there should be hand-me-ups instead of hand-me-downs, I think kids should be able to steer, and I think school should be only four hours a day and should be held on top of the building. I also think...
Quote from Mr. Herkabe
Mr. Herkabe: Ah, the golden boy has returned. Release the doves.
Malcolm: Hi, Mr. Herkabe.
Mr. Herkabe: And you must be Reese. I have been thoroughly briefed on you, and if you do one thing wrong, I'm going to go medieval on your permanent record.
Reese: Ask yourself, whatever happened to the old dean of discipline?