Hal Quote #337
Lois: He came through the window right in front of us! I can't explain it. It was like... It was like we were paralyzed. And then my son Reese came in swinging this bat. He saved us all!
Hal: Yeah, it's a good thing Reese got to him before I did.
Police Officer: And, er, where were you, sir?
Hal: I was in bed. Actually, trapped in bed. You see, my wife insists on tucking in the corners. I mean, really tucking them in!
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Craig: It turns out it was all a simple misunderstanding! [laughs] It's Larry who should've gotten the spin-off show, not the Ropers. Huh, Oliver? [chuckles]
Quote from Malcolm
Man: [on TV] "In order to break free of Earth's atmosphere, a rocket ship must attain speeds of upwards of 25,000mph."
Reese: Bull! If they went that fast they would just be squashed to the back of their seats! They wouldn't float around!
Malcolm: You're confusing acceleration with velocity. You feel it when you first start going faster, but once you're up to speed, you don't even notice. I mean, right now we're on a planet that's spinning at 1,000 miles per hour. And that's just rotational velocity, we're also travelling around the sun at almost 67,000 mph. And then, the whole solar system is hurtling through the galaxy which is hurtling away from other galaxies 'cause the universe is expanding.
[Reese holds on tightly to the couch]
Dewey: Wee-ee-ee-ee!
Quote from Reese
Reese: And then, after the award ceremony, they gave me a tour of the police station. Did you know the mirrors in the interrogation room are two-way? It's good thing they didn't have that before.