Lois: He came through the window right in front of us! I can't explain it. It was like... It was like we were paralyzed. And then my son Reese came in swinging this bat. He saved us all!
Hal: Yeah, it's a good thing Reese got to him before I did.
Police Officer: And, er, where were you, sir?
Hal: I was in bed. Actually, trapped in bed. You see, my wife insists on tucking in the corners. I mean, really tucking them in!