Craig: It turns out it was all a simple misunderstanding! [laughs] It's Larry who should've gotten the spin-off show, not the Ropers. Huh, Oliver? [chuckles]

Man: [on TV] "In order to break free of Earth's atmosphere, a rocket ship must attain speeds of upwards of 25,000mph."
Reese: Bull! If they went that fast they would just be squashed to the back of their seats! They wouldn't float around!
Malcolm: You're confusing acceleration with velocity. You feel it when you first start going faster, but once you're up to speed, you don't even notice. I mean, right now we're on a planet that's spinning at 1,000 miles per hour. And that's just rotational velocity, we're also travelling around the sun at almost 67,000 mph. And then, the whole solar system is hurtling through the galaxy which is hurtling away from other galaxies 'cause the universe is expanding.
[Reese holds on tightly to the couch]
Dewey: Wee-ee-ee-ee!

Francis: Why are you so scared to leave?
Piama: I don't know! Francis, I've been on this reservation my whole life. I don't know anything else. I'm just a hick. I'm not like you! I can't just pick up and start a new life whenever I need to. I'm not as brave as you, OK?
Francis: Brave?! [laughs] I'm not brave. I just didn't know any better.
Piama: What?
Francis: If I had had any idea of how horrible it was up here, I never would've come. And I never would have met you. I'm not brave. I'm just stupid and lucky. And you're with me now so my stupid luck will take care of you. Hopefully one-fifteenth of a share will pay off our fine and maybe buy us a bus ticket. Oh, my God!
Piama: What? [Francis shows her the check] Oh, my God!
Francis: That's more than I made all last year! See, this is what I'm talking about!
Piama: Oh! [they hug]