Lois Quote #742
Quote from Lois in Traffic Jam
Sheriff: Come on out of there, ma'am.
Lois: You order them to move this thing!
Sheriff: Let's just get you out of the crane and then we'll have a little talk.
Lois: Don't you dare patronize me.
Sheriff: OK, you don't want to be patronized? I'll be blunt. You're a control freak. I see them all the time. But guess what? This is a traffic jam. It is out of your control.
Lois: Yeah, but I...
Sheriff: You can't boss it around. You can't yell at it and expect it to listen.
Lois: I have been...
Sheriff: It will end when it ends. You just have to live with it. There's absolutely nothing you can do about it.
[Lois gets out of the crane and walks out of the crash site, as the police and clean-up workers snicker. As she returns to the traffic jam, she sees a dog in an S.U.V.]
Lois: Who's damn dog is this? I said who's damn dog is this? It's trapped inside. All the windows are rolled up. It's- It's like 90 degrees out here! OK. OK! It is nobody's damn dog? Then I guess nobody's going to to mind if I just do this. [smashes window] Oh. Don't be scared, little doggy. Oh no, everything's gonna be... [dog growls] [screams]
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Traffic Jam’ Quotes
Quote from Dewey
Dewey: And then the ambulance came, but there was this balloon. And then I was chasing it. And then I didn't know where I was. And then I chased a bag. And then I really didn't know where I was. Then I saw you, and I thought maybe you could help me. [Dewey is talking to a scarecrow] Because you've helped that other girl, the one in the movie. So if you could just come to life and help me, I'd really appreciate it. [silence] Thanks anyway.
Quote from Hal
Hal: Think about it, Lois. I stopped to tie my shoe in the parking lot. If I hadn't done that, we would've been on the road 20 seconds sooner. I would've been 200 yards ahead of where I was. And then I would've been the silver Toyota.
Lois: And if you hadn't rented Body Heat we never would have had Dewey. It's all an intricate tapestry, Hal.
Quote from Dewey
Dewey: A...B...C...D... A...B...C...D... A...B...C...D...
Farmer Woman: It's a good thing I found you. It's not very safe for little boy like you to be all by yourself.
Dewey: A...B...C...D...
Farmer Woman: Oh, don't you worry I'm gonna get you back home to your parents. They must be worried sick.
Dewey: A...B...C...D... A...B...C...D...
Farmer Woman: It's "E", dear. A...B...C...D...E... E.
Dewey: I know. A...B...C...D... A...B...C...D...