Francis Quote #62
Quote from Francis in Traffic Jam
Eric: Ha! Looks like the human body can only accept 96 quacks. Check and mate.
Joe: Come on, Francis, just four more. You can do it.
Francis: Can't... quacks... dying.
Finley: Hey, no one said he had to eat all the quacks. They just have to be inside his body, right? [murmurs of agreement]
[Francis stuffs a few more quacks in his mouth and swallows]
Finley: He did it, 100 quacks!
Eric: You got hard.
Finley: Hey, way to go, Francis! Man, that was way cooler than the time Davis did a thousand sit-ups.
Eric: Impossible. I mean, Davis is in pretty good shape but a thousand sit-ups? You're just begging for a double hernia.
Finley: And it's that kind of small-minded thinking that keeps you from recognizing true greatness.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Traffic Jam’ Quotes
Quote from Dewey
Dewey: And then the ambulance came, but there was this balloon. And then I was chasing it. And then I didn't know where I was. And then I chased a bag. And then I really didn't know where I was. Then I saw you, and I thought maybe you could help me. [Dewey is talking to a scarecrow] Because you've helped that other girl, the one in the movie. So if you could just come to life and help me, I'd really appreciate it. [silence] Thanks anyway.
Quote from Hal
Hal: Think about it, Lois. I stopped to tie my shoe in the parking lot. If I hadn't done that, we would've been on the road 20 seconds sooner. I would've been 200 yards ahead of where I was. And then I would've been the silver Toyota.
Lois: And if you hadn't rented Body Heat we never would have had Dewey. It's all an intricate tapestry, Hal.
Quote from Dewey
Dewey: A...B...C...D... A...B...C...D... A...B...C...D...
Farmer Woman: It's a good thing I found you. It's not very safe for little boy like you to be all by yourself.
Dewey: A...B...C...D...
Farmer Woman: Oh, don't you worry I'm gonna get you back home to your parents. They must be worried sick.
Dewey: A...B...C...D... A...B...C...D...
Farmer Woman: It's "E", dear. A...B...C...D...E... E.
Dewey: I know. A...B...C...D... A...B...C...D...